Some members of the church have two pet turtles that they keep in an enclosure by their home.  I thought that they looked kind of hungry so I brought them an apple one day.  This is what they said...........

"We are really hungry but we can't find anything to eat.  Do you have anything for us?"  

"An apple.  Thank you, we love apples!"

"How are we going to eat this?  We're hungry."

"I can't get my mouth around this thing. Will you please cut it up for us?"

"Yummy!"

"Thank you."